Can I just say that if I hear Rachael Ray exclaim, “I always have like a million bags on hand!” one more time, I might slit my wrists. I don’t know if you guys have endured the same barrage of Dunkin Donut ads as I have, but seriously, I can’t take it anymore. Between her and Beyonce offering to upgrade me, I’m done with these two women. Also, is there anything Beyonce won’t be a spokesperson for? That woman has no standards, and also I can’t handle her jelly.
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I got my hair cut and colored yesterday, except my hair is made of some sort of color rejection protein, because my hair lady tried to dye it twice, and it never took. Seriously, I was at the salon for 3 hours yesterday, and while I like my hair, it wasn’t what I was hoping for because I was hoping for low lights that stood out, and instead I have mousy brown dim lights. At least she didn’t charge me for it. Also, I found a fantastic new hair product, which probably isn’t new to any of you, but I have never been a hair product user. I am much more of a wash, half-assed blow dry, hate my hair all day because I can’t spend more than 5 minutes getting ready, kind of girl. But this shit, this shit is the shit.
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So we’re off to Minnesota tomorrow. We’ll be there for a whole entire week and Brett is a saint for his willingness to spend so much time with the lunatics I call family. I suppose it doesn’t hurt that my father has a very fine liquor cabinet, and we maybe will spend most of Christmas thoroughly sauced. Isn’t that how most families get through being together?
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Hate hate hate hate HATE Rachael Ray and those commercials. Could her lines BE ANY MORE FORCED?!
Happy holidays! :)
I was fine until you mentioned MINNESOTA. POUT.
Have a great time and also several cocktails for me!
I haven't seen the commercials, but I can just imagine the annoyingness of RR.
Have a great time in Minnesota! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and all that...
I used to feel pleasant toward Rachael Ray. Then she started looking out at me from every magazine, store, and TV show in the world. Has no one explained to her about overexposure? I'm sick of her now, and I WASN'T before.
We have the EXACT SAME hair routine! Who knew? Needless to say, I am totally, completely intrigued by your recommendation. How the hell does that stuff work?
Have fun in the great white north. Along with many coockails, I hope you have some lefse and many hot dishes, and that you manage to avoid lutefisk.
Have fun!
Merry Christmas, Flib. And yes, I think we all get through the holidays by being pleasantly sauced. :)
I don't understand why these people keep getting hired to be spokeswomen. Don't companies understand that if someone will shill absolutely anything, it means that their word doesn't count for very much? They have to be more selective.
Hey! You're on Whoorl's Hair Thursday! What fun!
I voted for option #1 for you.
:)
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